#safe catnip

[galigyal]

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[bluerosefox]

Phantomish Rogues

Team Phantom get ripped from their home universe into the DCverse. With no money or real ID's in this world. Now thats a problem.

Another big problem is that Danny is badly injured and his core kinda put him into a deep cryo sleep. He needs to rest and gather ectoplasm.

Bigger problem Team Phantom have no clue how to get home because they don't know how to decode the Fenton Portal blue-prints, not even Jazz who at the time didn't pay attention to her parents portal work anymore by the time they finished it. The only one who does have an idea is Danny!

Biggest problem, they landed in a place called Gotham that seems to be overrun with actual villains and heroes? (vigilantes). And for some odd reason many of them seem to find them no matter where the Team goes to hide.

Until they can get their hands on a safe space, tech, and money, Team Phantom might have to go a bit Rogue/Villainous if they wanna keep Danny safe until he wakes up.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

first meeting with suguru except you hide behind his back when a guy bothers you on a crowded train and he instinctively knows you’ll be his baby for life

[cut3gutzz]

@andrewscumsock pspspspspsp...hey...you haven't said anything on my blog yet...pspspsps here anti rq anti rq anti rq!!!!

[im-just-a-whump-machine]

what a great day to wake up to raging ableists who don't take trauma seriously and yet more anon hate!

Seriously, do you people have nothing better to do

Like, oh, I don't know

Unlearning your biases and accepting that worldviews can be much wider than your own narrow lense of it?

No?

You really, really sure?

[halfbaked00q]

some bad guy using catnip on catboy Bond thinking it will get him mellowed out and zen, but he ain't no amateur, he's trained to work through that,. and also he can get himself into a state where the catnip actually gives him the like hyperactivity/aggression effect so actually now he's even more effective at beating their ass. checkmate, loserss

[rurinnfane]

I got Perdita a nice sparkly qipao to wear with guests around (instead of her go-to shirt that’s stained) and now she’s pissed with me. Merry Shitscram!

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Someone has cut some of your cat fur

And that someone is Rook who in invisibility

@bonjour-it-your-hunter

*tilts head as I feel my fur being cut*

*smiles an eerie smile*

*slowly, but without hesitation, turns and looks directly at where an invisible Rook is hiding*

Rook~!

*croons with a throaty purr*

RooooOOOOOOOOoooOooOOOoooook~~~~~!!!

The hunter wants to pllllLAAy?

Have you ever played cAt and mouse?

Except you? Are the 🐁? And NOT the hunter?

*still staring directly at you, even though you are invisible*

YOU. ARE. IN. MY. WOODS. ROOK. HUNT.

I. CAN. SEE. YOU.

DO NOT FORGET WHOSE LAND YOU STAND ON. YOU HOLD NO POWER IN THE LAND OF UNREALITY AND MADNESS. THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

I SEE YOU BUT YOU ONLY SEE ME IF I WISH IT.

*cackles with mad glee as I disappear, taking the fur you cut with me*

*you feel my claws brush against your throat in a clear warning and your invisibility flickers - you are visible once more for a second before going back to being invisible*

*my voice seems to voice echoes around you*

After all… I wouldn’t want to take away your invisibility fully… from one prankster to another….

But do not use it on me. Not right now. I am having my fun. You are having yours. This is mine. That is yours. Mine is mine and your is yours. If you attempt to remove my fun…

I will remove your fun completely and remove you from my Woods like I removed Trey.

*appears in front of your invisible form, smiling brightly and happily as if numerous threats were not just issued*

But you have fun with your invisibility in the meantime!!!!!!!! It’…zzzzzsss fun being invisible!!!!! Lotslitslototslotslotslots of fun!

And whatevrrrrrr you makessss with mryyy furrr???????¿¿¿

*giggles* I wanna know what it doessssss!!!!!!!! I wanna knowwwww!!!!!!!! So be sure to tell k!!?? K? Kkk? Okay!!!!!

*the fur you cut from me has already grown back, nothing seems out of place on me, though at the same time… everything seems out of place*

So I will not make you visible and you will not make me not catnipped!!!!! And I will not kick you out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TelllLLLllll Trey to stop beinggfffG such a worryyhrY warttty!!!!

It’ll wear offfffffffFFFFFFFFffffffff

eventually!

*snickers as I disappear into the night, leaving you alone where you stand in my Tulgey Wood*

[chronicallydragons]

Some random lady just walked into our house, looked around went “This isn’t the right house, I’m so sorry” and left.

Our house was probably more alarmingly to her than she was to us. We have three giant boxes in the living room with tissue paper. That I had just dumped cat nip into. So the cats were in boxes going bananas. My husband was working on the couch, and I came out of the kitchen holding I think a pepper.

[nigmamale]

Catnip x Hello Kitty (Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater) Stimboard

...with enemies to lovers in green and red.

x x x / x / x x x

requested by @anemonefish

[ariana-the-cat]

8/15/2023

[ploverbear]

Researched some plants native to my area and that're cat friendly and found a few I liked for my catio balcony ^__^

[sexualrot]

<- the shy embarrassederrrrr

[madamadamiu]

What makes each cat “unadoptable”?

Rodimus: Hyperactive with mild Wobbly Cat Syndrome. Can’t be unsupervised in a kitchen or a non-padded environment. He is extremely hyperactive and gets depressed when he doesn’t get attention from people or the other cats.

Drift: Has a furniture scratching problem and likes to try to escape. Doesn’t like to be separated from Rodimus or Ratchet. Afraid of thunderstorms.

Ratchet: as a visibly older cat, he is already tough to adopt out. He needs several different medicines that are taken at mealtimes.

Ultra Magnus: A big boy, and he’s not outwardly affectionate towards humans. He seemingly obsesses over grooming himself and the other cats.

Megatron: doesn’t like humans. However, a few months at the shelter, he begins to soften up towards Rung and Ravage. Regardless, his hostility scares off any potential adopters. Afraid of thunderstorms and doctors.

Tailgate: he is small and friendly, but most adopters back off once they find out how old he is. Any remaining potential adopters decline once they find out he’s bonded to Cyclonus.

Cyclonus: Has the worst scratching problem out of all the cats, no furniture is safe, nor the pant legs of any potential adopters. Also frequently seen fighting the goose through the window.

First Aid: Needs medicine and is nice about taking it, but tends to hide away under furniture when new people arrive.

Red Alert: An extremely nervous cat, he runs and hides when new people arrive and doesn’t come out for hours afterwards. He also needs medicine to manage his anxiety.

Fort Max: The largest cat in the shelter, he’s shy around new people. He’ll try to sit in people’s laps and accidentally suffocate them. The amount of food he needs turns most adopters away. Afraid of thunderstorms and large/loud people.

Skids: Bites people.

Nautica: Drops her wrench on people’s toes. Also bites people.

Velocity: She’s actually fine she’s just grouped in with the rest of these weirdos. Cannot tolerate men.

Swerve: meows so often and loudly that it turns people off from adopting him. Also has a terminal catnip addiction.

Rewind: Stares at people so hard it makes them uncomfortable

Chromedome: Also stares. It makes people uncomfy when two cats are staring at them like they’re an omen of death.

Perceptor: Cannot be unsupervised in a kitchen. Also bonded with Brainstorm.

Brainstorm: Cannot be unsupervised near anything sharp. Tends to get random destructive fits of energy that can last for up to an hour. Tends to start fires.

Honorable mentions + notes about the other characters:

Whirl: The goose that lives in the parking lot. He cannot fly but that doesn’t stop him from attacking anyone that comes near his nest, which happens to be right next to the front door. He serves as a vibe check for potential adopters and keeps Rung humbled.

Ravage: An emo that needs community hours to graduate. They accidentally became attached.

Rung: Specializes in cat behavior and care, and is careful about accomodating each cat’s needs. Every time he tries to make the cat rooms nice for visitors, the cats destroy it in minutes.

Thunderclash: the shelter’s number one funder and general nice guy. All the cats love/tolerate him except for Rodimus, who attacks him at any given opportunity.

[antennatoheaven]

my sibling just discovered that olive bark has similar properties to catnip

[aofelis]

Catnip experiment: the one where i soaked it in rm temp water for 24 hours and then sowed.

Day 10 after sowing.